
Monday, December 21, 2009
AVATAR...2009...Cameron

Wednesday, December 16, 2009
THE FANTASTIC MR. FOX...ahhh....good old Wes Anderson

Saturday, November 21, 2009
2012...Cusak. No Joke.

Somehow, John Cusack can even make the end of the world seem like a glib 80's party. I actually enjoyed the effects without having any kind of emotional response. The scenes in LA were a Disney ride. The characters were lackluster enough for me to care little if they were swallowed up in the mass inundation of the planet. I felt like they could have titled this film "The 2nd Flooding" or "Cusack Builds an Ark" or "John Almighty." The intertwining love stories forced a happy ending despite the virtual destruction of the planet. Love blossoms between the president's daughter (The president was played by none other than the ever-amiable Danny Glover.) and the scientist who becomes a hero when he stands on his moral convictions to save the final few hundred people in the last lemming-like sequences.
Sunday, November 1, 2009
THE BROTHERS BLOOM...Brody, Ruffalo, Weisz

Weiss. Weiss is quirky and unforgettable as the epileptic photographer.
Brody plays the perfect brooding brother.
Ruffalo, the wild, true con artist.
All is well with the Brothers Bloom, all except their lives. Bloom, after playing scripted characters for his brother’s approval and the family survival for as long as he can remember, now longs for an unwritten life. Steven Bloom plans and plays it all out professionally – a flawless performance as the paralleling Icharus character. Bloom agrees to play one last character and meets the most “real” girl he’s ever met.
I’m still pondering whether Weiss’s character is created or simply lived. A girl called “Bang Bang” also adds quirk and intrique. This film is a must-watch. It must be watched at least a few times. The details are brilliant. Please beware the silly scenes, the few unnecessary phrases. Do recognize the artwork, the scenery, the poetry. Dwell in the moments delivered to you via Rian Johnson’s Directorial masterwork.
Where the Wild Things Are...MAX & the MONSTERS!



Adventures with Max are phenomenal, well-written, well-played, well-dreamed, and well-filmed. Ordinarily, book-to-film adaptations lack depth and intrigue. This film, having no more than 10 pages to work with, however surpassed my every reading of this book before. Little Max gave an astounding performance. I could feel his pain, understand his loneliness, sense his sorrow, and at the same time, he made me more resilient with his every battle cry!
Henson’s monsters ala Sendak spoke candidly, played violently, felt intensely. Each highlighting and honing in on an aspect of the boy’s internal sensibility, became a kalidescope of kid-sized reactions and thoughts. The new “family” made him their king and asked if he in his power could take away the sadness and loneliness. His response became the backbone of the film, “I have a sadness shield and I take loneliness and do this…kapkooo!” King Max grew up over his short season as king of the Wild Things, learning how to deal with his inner termoil and how to love his family again. Saying goodbye, Max sailed back across the sea to the perfect sound track by Karen O and the Kids.
So, let the wild rumpus begin!
17 AGAIN...Ephron

Sometimes first impressions are tainted by circumstance. Upon first viewing, this film felt so Ephron-centric, so Wonderful Life-remake, so Lord of the Rings-mocking, so dunce-cap enducing, so Ashton-Demi, and so role-generalizing that I could barely stomach it. All I could think was that I was a teacher and that “15’ll get cha 20.” (Years-old to years in prison).
I wondered if another perspective in a different theater with a different audience could redeem it – or at least give me new eyes…it was also the only one at the cheaps that I felt I could go see at the time…so I went. Sure enough; the row of 12-14 somethings behind me who googly-goggled at Zach Ephron’s every phrase released me of my initial trepidations, and I watched with learned gaze as Ephron actually delivered a decent, even inspiring performance getting some of Matthew Perry’s mannerisms down pat.
Today I saw it again with my roommates who wanted to rent it. I hesitated but decided to try one more time. To my delight, I realized that the messages presented are lovely – promoting abstinence until marriage, supporting the idea that “girls should respect themselves enough to expect men to treat them with respect, and raising the level of importance, endurance, courage, selflessness, and love involved in preserving and stabilizing a quality marriage and family. Zach’s character pursued his wife, unlike my first impressions presumed. My hope would be that students would see and remember these valuable lessons rather than Zach’s perfect body and Ned’s nerd-seduces-princess success.
Thursday, August 20, 2009
VALKYRIE...Cruise...2009

Have you ever heard of the term "Wooden Ducked?" My family says this whenever someone tells us to do what we were about to do already, or when we are made to feel like idiots. The term comes from a film called Every Girl Should Be Married (1948)with Cary Grant in which Betsy Drake throws a wooden duck at her boss when he makes her feel small in this way. Oddly, Watching Valkyrie felt a lot like being wooden ducked. The director allowed us to feel twinges of something, then would subsequently give a close up to remind us of what we were supposed to be feeling. In a beautiful scene, a woman is crying in the corner of the screen. She is not the focal point (Cruise no doubt saw to that...sorry Tommy.), but we observant types know and see that she is crying. We may even know why. Then the drop. The pan in to the tear itself and the lines that tell us why... Monday, August 10, 2009
JULIE & JULIA... Amy & Meryl... 2009

I love seeing movies with my siblings. They can discuss films intelligently almost immediately after viewing them. They are the ones who reminded me that though funny in parts, this movie ran a bit slowly.
True, it felt almost documentary in the pacing. My brother felt that 2 more months of planning would have made this a better movie. He also said, however, that the film was worth seeing if only to listen to his sisters laugh and giggle out loud every time they heard the tones of Meryl's melodic and convincing Julia Child impression. Meryl is as believable as Amy is lovely. They are an excellent team. Friday, July 3, 2009
STAR TREK...J.J., Pine, & Crew 2009
J.J. Abrams revives the tribute of my lifetime. I had no idea that years of choosing to spend time with my dad in front of what he just affectionately categorized as "Sci-Fi" would turn me into a Trekkie. Sure, I've heard of Tribbles, Jean-Luc Picard is my personal Gandalf-esque mentor, and Janeway reminded me of my more feminist professors in my more mind-shaping classes. What of it? It was about the phasers set to stun and the Vulcan mind meld and the hyccup phrasing of Captain Kirk. TRANSFORMERS 2...Shia 2009
Theory: Michael Bay is 10 years old, 14 at best. I've seen his public self before, but I believe that man to be his decoy. At least I know this movie's target audience: pubescent boys. Why else would they have asked monosyllabic valley-girl Megan Fox back for the second. Oh, and the idiot parents - "Let's get the mom high in this one" says the jr. high cheer squad slash billion dollar action film consultants. Shia gets better at his job while the rest of the world slips into action-induced comas. Drunk on visual-stimulus as robot warriors change back and forth from vehicles to heroes, I'll admit I appreciated the visuals and even the story. I like action, so perhaps if they had removed everyone except the robots, Shia, (and I suppose the very pretty Josh D.) I would be speaking more highly of t
his sequel. Sunday, March 8, 2009
SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRE...2009
I weep. My heart breaks for the children of India. This film scouts through the slums of Mumbai and Bombay as two orphaned boys flee from terror to seek home, peace, safety, shelter, food, and family only to find slavery, torture, danger, and death. This journey grows them up, and tears them apart. I ache for these children, and the millions like them. Slumdogs. So few escape. Our hero is the moral brother, the Christ-like, the hopeful, the dreamer. He is Jamal. 

Tuesday, February 3, 2009
THE FALL...Lee Pace

Sunday, February 1, 2009
INKHEART... Fraser, Mirren, Bettany, Serkis

INKHEART. According to the two third-grade girls chatting it up with me after the movie:
Thursday, January 1, 2009
BENJAMIN BUTTON,The Curious Case of...Pitt...2009
F. Scott Fitzgerald, author who created the infamous Gatsby, also wrote this charmingly odd tale of Benjamin Button. The screenplay is a very loose retelling taking merely the notion of a man living his life backwards.
It's beautifully filmed in a progression of sepia tones which build into vibrant colors as time passes. Time plays an interesting character, possibly the antagonist, as the clock builder loses his son "too young" in the war and eventually takes his own life. He intentionally builds his clock to run backwards as a memento to his dream that time would allow him to have his son back. The clock's life mirror's our hero's, running backward making a statement, which was??... How very Merlin.
Benjamin Button lives a full life. He certainly experiences life, but he regretfully doesn't seem to learn anything from his experiences. He just has them. In this way, he's childlike, and selfish. I don't know. Maybe I was expecting more. I wanted him to learn and grow from his unique life. The film emphasizes sameness in life - beginning to end. We end as we begin - in diapers. I missed the hope, the joy of learning from experience. In Button, I saw a life lived in selfishness and loneliness. I'm left with nothing to hold onto, except that frivolous hint of academy nods. Sad.